Please try the following:
- Click the Refresh
button, or pop a Bud and kick back for a while.
- If you typed the page
address in the Address bar, count the empty cans
of Bud on the floor. More than 6? Stop typing.
- Do you have a clue? Did
you pay your AOL bill this month? Is your phone
off the hook upstairs? I GIVE UP!
- If your Network Administrator has
enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your
computer and automatically discover any illegal
software you have installed. Again, you will be
arrested and prosecuted.
To send all of your personal information to
Detect Network Settings
- Some sites require a real
PC to view them - not that 386 you bought at
Joe's Used PC Shack! AMD Duron or PIV only,
cheapo! Click the Help menu and then click
About My Feeble PC to determine what poor
excuse for a PC you have.
- If you are just idly
surfing, forget it. Do something else.
- Click the Back
button to keep wasting your time.
server or DNS Error